Thanks be to God that the video below does not apply to my marriage. I have a wonderful wife. In the Acknowledgments of The Crucified Rabbi, I say that my bride Joy, "is for me the virtuous and noble wife of the Hebrew Scriptures: Many women have done excellently, but you surpass them all" (Prov 31:29).
To all single men with a vocation to Holy Matrimony. Be careful, pray and choose wisely. Otherwise you'll get this (a constant dripping):