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Today's Canterbury Tales:
Catholic Tale: Obama at ND: Three lessons
Papal Tale: Pope praises Matteo Ricci’s evangelization in China
World Tale: Holland becomes hub of Eurabia
American Tale: Abp. Chaput of Denver speaks about Obama at Notre Dame
Personal Tale: I had a great weekend. Saw my nieces and nephews and two great graduation parties.