The Holy Father must be green. His presence in America has brought safety to a struggling beaver.
The ever-vigilant harbor security spotted the animal, which appeared to be having trouble breathing and struggled to swim, not far from the U.N., where the Pope was speaking.
Al Gore stated "Clearly, the Pope was trying to send a "green" message to the U.N. with this episode."
Okay, Gore didn't say that, but it wouldn't surprise me if he did.
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