Real Ultimate Anglican Fox Hunting Power
by Taylor Marshall
Anglican Blessing of the Hounds
Hi, this post is all about Anglican Fox Hunters, REAL ANGLICAN FOX HUNTERS. This post is awesome. My name is Alfred and I can't stop thinking about Anglican Fox Hunters. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Anglican Fox Hunters are mammals.
2. Anglican Fox Hunters sip Earl Grey ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Anglican Fox Hunter is to sip Earl Grey and kill foxes.
Anglican Fox Hunter Hounds
Anglican Fox Hunter Horse
Anglican Fox Hunter Outfit
Testimonial:
Anglican Fox Hunters can kill any fox they want! Anglican Fox Hunters hunt ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they sip Earl Grey ALL the time. I heard that there was this Anglican Fox Hunters who was enjoying high tea. And when some liberal Brit dropped a spoon the Anglican Fox Hunters ran his hounds thorugh the whole town. My friend George said that he saw a Anglican Fox Hunter totally put his hounds on a fox just because the butler opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Anglican Fox Hunters have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will treat you like a liberal fascist Brit!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Anglican Fox Hunters are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to actually remain Anglican. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Anglican Fox Hunters are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to get my hounds blessed by an Anglican priest.
Q and A:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Anglican Fox Hunters?
A: Anglican Fox Hunters are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Anglican Fox Hunters are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that Anglican Fox Hunters are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar (and probably a liberal Brit). Just like other mammals, Anglican Fox Hunters can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do Anglican Fox Hunters do when they're not sipping Earl Grey or fox hunting?
A: Most of their free time is spent drinking gin and tonics, but sometime they play chess or cricket. (Ask Queen Elizabeth if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my hound "Sir Winston" showing off.
He's a lot younger than most hounds and almost done with his training, which is bragable.
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